Grow some girl-balls and come out already
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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