i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Is it penis luge time yet?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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