Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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