why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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