Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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