You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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