her vagine was all disorganized.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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