i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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