No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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