i barfeds in our rink
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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