Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
my poor anus
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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