dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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