I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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