Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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