Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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