Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
