Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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