Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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