Dual....:-)
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
two words: eviction party
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Your penis caused this!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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