either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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