READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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