to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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