This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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