i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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