There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Randomize
