Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Someone shit on the floor
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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