People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
