Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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