is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
party gras won. party gras always wins.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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