Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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