I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hippo gnu deer
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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