I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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