She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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