I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
