ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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