Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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