i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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