Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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