Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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