Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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