I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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