do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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