is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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