He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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