How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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