Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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