Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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