Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Drunk is not a location!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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