I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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