I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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