i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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