i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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