i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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