Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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