I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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