There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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